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I am never using Megabus again, and I’d suggest you avoid them, too

Right, clearly I suck at keeping to a schedule for lengthy periods of time, so let’s forget that because then I feel bad and don’t post at all. Also, a lot of stuff went on this summer that really slowed down my composition plans, but I’ve done enough this summer that my parents and friends have told me I can feel accomplished about, even though I’m kicking myself over not reaching at least thirty. The final count is nine completed, and fourteen in various stages of completion. I didn’t get to do the recording I wanted to, but oh well.

Anyways, this post is not about that. This post is about why Megabus sucks, since according to my friend who is actually named John, “Ariana, you have a neglected blog and a major corporation to get revenge on. This is a solution disguised as two problems.”

One of my closest friends lives in upstate New York. Even as I became poorer and poorer this summer as a uni student without a job, I knew I needed to see her before I went back to the UK, since this is the last time for two years that I will be in the states. Things seemed to work out well, since family from Connecticut was in Baltimore and I hitched a ride up north with them on their way back. My friend picked me up from there and we had a great few days. (The best part was when we dressed up super-formally, invaded Simon’s Rock, and cuddled in all our old places, gaining thumbs-up and the like from the freshmen there for orientation.) Unfortunately, I did not have any Maryland relatives conveniently visiting upstate New York. The most affordable option was to take Megabus from Albany to NYC, and from there to Baltimore.

Now, generally I’ve been fairly lucky with bus travel. One time I was on one into NYC that was a little late because of traffic in the city, but not too bad, and that was on a Saturday afternoon. Because of this luck, and also because I just generally get uncomfortable waiting around on city streets for longer periods of time, I optimistically purchased my second ticket for forty-five minutes after I arrived. This proved to be a bad move, but this post is about customer service.

Whilst waiting in line for the bus from Albany, I overheard two passengers ahead of me tell the driver that they had lost their confirmation printout but had called Megabus and had been given their registration number, which they had written down. The bus driver refused to let them board, and while one of them called Megabus again in order to make sure she had written it down properly, the driver boarded the rest of us. From my seat on the bus, I watched the situation between the driver and the two passengers escalate, including the passengers putting the driver on the phone to Megabus twice, the bus driver yelling at the passengers, and the driver walking away from them towards the driver’s seat while they continued to protest his attempts to leave them in Albany. They were finally allowed to board a half hour after the scheduled departure time.

We arrived in NYC an hour late, which you will notice is after my second bus left. The bus driver continued to be his pleasant self by yelling at a British couple who were trying to retrieve their luggage quickly because they had to make a flight that left in an hour. We put our luggage on ourselves, but for some reason the bus driver considered it heinous for them to attempt to quickly retrieve it.

Once I had my suitcase, I called Megabus from the street where I was dropped off. (A minor irritating thing is that Megabus does not put a contact number for customer service in their confirmation emails. I had to text my mum to look it up for me because I had no internet.) During this call I had to apologise repeatedly because I was having trouble hearing the customer service representative because I was on the street and traffic was loud. I was told that since it was same day, I couldn’t change my ticket to a different time for free and would have to pay a $5 fee. I said “Okay, I can do that,” assuming that I would be helped with this over the phone, since they had my information on hand, and, oh yeah, I was standing on a street corner. But no, The representative said “Okay, you can go online and do that then,” and hung up.

So I called my dad, and he checked tickets for both Bolt Bus and Megabus and they were both sold out until the next day. My friend John was awesome and came to get me and gave me a place to stay for the night. The first thing I did when I got to his house, and therefore internet access, was to go online to see about changing my ticket for the $5 charge that was mentioned before. No option to do that. I would have to pay full price for a new ticket. (I checked Bolt Bus for the next day because I really didn’t want to give Megabus more money, but they were sold out for that day, too.) I begrudgingly purchased another ticket from Megabus and sent a complaint explaining all that had happened and requesting a refund for the bus I missed. That was on Thursday. Today, they replied with:

Dear Valued Customer,

Megabus.com takes pride in providing on time service however delays can
occur for reasons beyond our control. Please allow ample time (2 hours or
more is suggested)
between services to catch your connecting service .Unfortunately
Megabus.com
can take no responsibility for missed connections.

Thank you for using Megabus.com we appreciate your business.

Sincerely,

Megabus Customer Service Specialist
Natal
Megabus Customer Support
inquiries@megabus.com

Yeah, because your bus driver harassing customers and leaving late is something entirely beyond your control. Your customer service representative expecting me to be able to easily access the internet after I have made it clear that I am standing on a street corner is beyond your control. You know, I could appreciate a “No refunds on missed connections with shorter than two hours time in between” policy. Traffic around NYC does get crazy. But you notice they didn’t even attempt to apologise. Yeah, Megabus totally values its customers.

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As a special thank you for John:

One of my friends in the UK told you that as thanks for taking care of me, he’d buy you a beer if you were ever in the UK. This is your written proof. Don’t let him back out.


A Million Miles

One day off for last day’s post and it nearly throws off my whole schedule. I only remembered I needed to write this now, a mere two hours before it’s Wednesday. I am definitely a uni student.

Lately I’ve been working on a massive music project that I’ve assigned myself for the summer. I have told myself that I have to have fifty pieces recorded by August 30th, because, like all professors, I don’t believe I have a life outside of my work. And now I’m at least two people, wait, no, three, because I also assigned myself this blog post.

Anyways, I have twenty-some pieces in progress or ready for recording and honestly I’ll be thrilled if I even get thirty done. I’ve been searching through old pieces that younger me has left unfinished because I don’t just re-use old writing. In my search for musical ideas, I found something I thought was lost forever – the music 13 or 14-year-old me wrote for the dreadful song lyrics I posted here ages ago. For those who don’t remember, these were written as a game with three of my friends. Here they are again:

a million miles away i am lost inside my head
my body floats in space the world is turning
all my synapses burning
my amish friend dropped my lightsaber down thither
it cut off my hand so slowly turning
ah my mangled arm so damaged
even more than vader could have managed
i am falling falling
great times compared to tatooine

And here is the single hand-written copy of the music I wrote to them:

You can tell how much this music meant to me from the marks where I tested pens on it later.

I’m currently developing it into a cello and guitar duet. I decided to leave out vocals because I can never unhear the original lyrics with this music, and let’s be honest, these lyrics are pretty awful. I love them, but no. I am making the title of the piece A Million Miles though, because it needs the connection kept clear, if only to Sarah, Patrick, Micael, me, and whoever reads this blog.

Hopefully my project is a success. I will let everyone know in September, and will share whatever ended up recorded. As a marker of some of my first compositions and lyrics, A Million Miles will be the first posted, and it will be up whether I complete the fifty pieces or not.


Stephen Citron’s son is a cyborg; Part 1

I recently discovered that I own a book on songwriting that I have not read before, Songwriting; A Complete Guide to the Craft, by Stephen Citron. This book is seriously appalling. So appalling that I have to write not one, but two blog posts on it. This one will cover the section on lyrics. There is a First Considerations section before this one, but there’s not much to say about it, as it mainly tells you how to find a collaborator and that you will need paper.

So the first part of the lyrics section talks about form. This is pretty basic, and is basically the way a song’s elements are organised. Pretty much, if you have a song that goes verse, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus, a shorter way to say it would be AABABCB. It’s how the different musical ideas are arranged. Note that you will not be able to mark form this way with a through-composed piece. The weird thing about this section is that Citron seems to be very strict on what forms you can use depending on genre. On the first page of this section, he writes “If you try to create a show tune (whose form is generally AABA or ABAC) and cast it in the form of punk rock (often AAAA), the show tune will come out sounding punk rock.” (31) My problem with this statement is that I really don’t think this is the main thing that causes us to categorise what we’re hearing. One of my first songs, Speechless, was written in AAAAA form, and for a while I worried that it sounded too country.

Anyways, after he talks about form for a while, he decides to give an extremely biased music history lesson. Now, it doesn’t start out too badly, but if for some reason you are reading this book, stop before reading the section on the sixties. Everything is downhill from here. On page 68, he lists the following musicals as “add[ing] nothing to the canon of musical art…” (68):

  • ‘Bye ‘Bye Birdie
  • The Fantasticks
  • Unsinkable Molly Brown
  • Camelot
  • Wildcat
  • Milk and Honey
  • How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  • No Strings
  • All American
  • I Can Get It for You Wholesale
  • Stop the World–I Want to Get Off
  • Hello, Dolly
  • Funny Girl
  • Anyone Can Whistle
  • Fiddler on the Roof
  • On a Clear Day You Can See Forever
  • Sweet Charity
  • Mame
  • I Do, I Do
  • Promises, Promises
  • 1776
  • Purlie

I’m sure anyone reading this will recognise at least one or two of these, if only by title, and for good reason. There are some fantastic musicals on this list, including some of my personal favourites. But his statement doesn’t irk me because he doesn’t like the same things I like, it infuriates me because he has the gall to think he gets to say what is art. I mean, really? There are lots of musicians and plays and books and movies out there that I don’t like, and I won’t be shy about saying what I don’t like about them, but I would never say they aren’t art. That’s just elitist.

Citron’s elitism does not end here. He goes on to imply that rock music did not have respectability until the Beatles formed (76), state that rap is “childlike” (89), and to dismiss two entire decades of music, the sixties and the seventies, as having “very little…of lasting value.” (133) He also says that folk-rock “is almost a redundancy, since most of the music written since the fifties has been in the rock idiom,” proving that he does not understand the purpose of genres in helping people find music they will enjoy. My problem with all of this again isn’t that he doesn’t like some music, it’s that he brushes it aside with generalisations. I don’t understand how anyone who wants to be in the music industry could choose to ignore the ideas of a genre or time period just because the majority is not their taste. It is a huge limit to impose on musical and creative growth. Also, just to be childish in return, I’m going to use the fact that he likes Barry Manilow (88) as an excuse to point at him and laugh.

Now we get into the Types of Songs chapter. He starts completely making me doubt his credibility by writing “Parodies to melodies that are in the public domain (not under copyright) can be published but must have the approval of the original creator” (96), which is the exact opposite of what public domain means. He is in a creative field. He should know this, especially since the back of the book promises to answer the question “What is the simplest way to protect my copyright?” Also, just to be nit-picky, you can publish a parody of things that aren’t in the public domain without permission as well. It falls under the fair use exception, which allows for, among other things, commentary and criticism. Come on, look at Weird Al. (NOTE: I write all of my posts really quickly because otherwise I never post anything. Sometimes this means I am wrong about stuff. I was writing this mostly whilst thinking of parodies that you don’t intend to sell and then my mind went to Weird Al and I was wrong because I didn’t bother to take the time to think or look things up. Don’t take a blogger’s word as the definitive on legal stuff. But also don’t trust Citron on it because he got public domain so very, very wrong.)

After this, he talks about writing original lyrics to music in the public domain. This is mostly listing examples of songs where this was done, but I have two things to point out. First, he uses a song that was based on the chords of another piece as an example (99), which doesn’t count. Chord progressions alone do not make a piece. I will quote a genius here and say “You know I’m getting really bored, cause all songs have the same damn chords.” Second, he advises to pick music that’s singable, and not, you know, arias. (99)

The next section is on story songs and he provides us with the most confusing Do’s and Don’ts list (106) I have ever seen. Here it is in its entirety:

“Do’s and Don’ts for Story Songs

  1. Use verse-chorus form.
  2. Most story songs are in the third person; the singer pulls the audience in by telling what happened to so-and-so.
  3. Take your time. Most story songs are three or more verses.
  4. A good method of working is to write your story in prose first, then write the chorus, which will comment on the action.
  5. Last of all, write the verses.”

As you can see, two of these, 2 and 4, aren’t really a do or a don’t, and he doesn’t specify which one 1, 3, and 5 are. Though I’m guessing he means for a “do,” I giggle at the thought of him saying “Don’t take your time.” Seriously though, I wonder why he even mentioned “don’ts.”

Moving on, in his section on descriptive songs he makes a comment that made me stop and go “wait, what?” He brings up a song called “Sunny,” conveniently not mentioning either a composer or performer so I can look this up for myself, and in his discussion of it says “The next three choruses (and I call this song with no verse all choruses because they are so short) are in the same vein [as the above;] they tell us a bit more about the reaction of the singer to Sunny.” (108) This is completely ridiculous. Verses and choruses are not defined by their length.

I’m confused by his definition of social message songs, because he uses “I Will Survive” as an example of one (117). If for some reason anyone doesn’t know, this is about the aftermath of a bad relationship. Putting it on the same level as songs like “Society’s Child,” “Alice’s Restaurant,” “They Paved Paradise,” and “Black and White” completely insults the messages of the other songs, which are about race relations, the draft, and preservation of nature. He also thinks it’s a good idea to refer to the social message song as “the antipatriotic song.” (119) I’m so sorry, Stephen, I’ll stop destroying America with my outlandish demands for equal rights and trees.

Finally we get to his chapter on rhyme. I really don’t understand how this guy is a writer. “Songs feel “righter” when the lyricist uses rhyme.” (129) I don’t care if you put quotation marks around it, using a made-up word in a nonfiction book makes you look dumb. Anyways, this chapter really irritated me. He does not understand that the term “perfect rhyme” does not make it the only type of rhyme you can use and constantly complains about people using other types, which he calls “false,” “trite,” and “second-rate.”(132, 134) Actually, technical terms for other types of rhymes are family rhymes(families are plosives, fricatives, and nasals), additive rhymes, subtractive rhymes, and assonance rhymes.* He also does not like using homophones as rhymes (132), though later he gives lots of examples of rhyming words to themselves with no criticisms (139-40). He seems to have a low opinion songwriting as he writes “We have come far beyond the stage where lyrics could be used as a display of the creator’s cleverness.” (132) Going back to his insistence on perfect rhymes, he seems to think that mine/line and time/crime are not perfect rhymes. (134) Unless he pronounces things really weirdly, they are. He also says that rhyming “love” with “of” is “stretching it.” (142) He says that you can write songs that don’t rhyme, but not before you’ve written songs that do because otherwise everyone will think you just don’t know how they work and won’t respect you. (138) I don’t know about you, but if a non-rhyming song is good, I don’t think “ha! amateur songwriter doesn’t know how to rhyme!” Near the end of this chapter, we get to the reason why it’s dumb to limit oneself to perfect rhymes – Citron has provided us with a list of words that “will not rhyme.” (143-144) All of them could easily find a match in other types of rhymes.

The last chapter in this section, Word Usage, pretty much tells you what similes and metaphors and the like are, so I’m going to skip that and provide you with and example of Mr. Citron’s own writing, found on page 141:

“Joey,

I should have told you yesterday

But I was just too ashamed to say

That in a while I’m goin’ away

Joey.

Joey,

I  know that this is bound to upset you

But it’s the kind of place that’s so hard to get to

And I wouldn’t want you visitin’ even if they’d let you

Joey.

Punch me in the belly the way we do in play,

But this time make it real.

Give me some pain that I can take away,

A wound that never will heal.

God knows, that inside of me I’m battered and torn

But I never let it show through.

I’ve been shattered and festering since I was born

But none of my scars came from you.

No, Joey,

I guess nothing worked out as I planned,

And maybe you’re too young to understand,

But now you’ll have to do the best you can.

Joey,

Joey, Joey,

The next time I see you__________

You’ll be

A man.”

All I can say is that if a punch from that kid never heals, I’m calling cyborg.

-67 minutes left.

Citron, Stephen. Songwriting: A Complete Guide to the Craft. New York: Proscenium Publishers Inc., 1985. Print.

*Rhyme information gotten from:

Pattison, Pat. Writing Better Lyrics. Cincinnati, OH: Writers Digest Books, 1995. 25-29. Print.


Great, now try it whilst standing on your head!

Lately I’ve been focusing on really settling down and getting some songs written. I’m aiming to have enough to be able to start a band in September or October without running into this conversation:

Person 1: So what should we play?

Person 2: I sort of have a start to a song, but it’s not done and I don’t have a part for your instrument. You could figure something out just by listening, right?

Person 1: …I could try…I have some unfinished stuff too.

Nothing ever gets finished and there is never an actual rehearsal. End band.

Right now I’m working on two pieces in particular and they’ve made me realise that my part writing has gotten stronger just because I keep writing for the wrong instruments. The first piece I’m working on was finished as an instrumental piece for my composition class last semester. It was originally intended for guitar and harp, but since I am not overly familiar with harp music, I ended up writing a harp part that was better suited to two harps. We only had one, so we had the bass clef line covered by cello, with worked really well. The great thing about this was since I’d been thinking of the two lines as one instrument, even though it was physically impossible to play, the two parts fit together really well. In my re-write, I’m moving the guitar(which was originally on melody) to cover the rest of the harp part and writing lyrics to the melody I have. In this piece, it would have also sounded great to have two harps, but I’m trying to make sure I’m writing for instruments I’ll have easy access to.

The second piece I started by fooling around on the guitar and coming up with a chord progression and rhythm. This is the first time I’ve started by laying the structure and mapped out the progression before coming up with lyrics and a melody. On one hand, it feels a little backwards, but on the other, it’s been putting some helpful limits on possibilities. Once I had the progression, I started to try and write a melody, and I wrote about half of it before deciding I’d start trying to put some lyrics in and taking the rest from there. That was when I got completely stuck. I wasn’t writing anything I was happy with, and though the line was strong enough, I felt like I was getting pushed away from a song I had previously been obsessed with. The other day I was trying to work on it again, and on a whim, I changed the vocal line to the cello part.* Suddenly it all made sense. I still have to write the vocal line, but I have a strong accompaniment. This means I have officially turned my normal song-writing method on it’s head.** Hopefully my momentum keeps up so I’m prepared for fall.

Also, I suck at band names, so people should put suggestions(serious or not) in the comments in order to amuse me.

6 minutes left.

*Can you tell what instrumentation my band is going to have yet?

**I am resisting making a reference to a youtube video on inverted chords that probably no one will get.